"Astrology Is Your Best Friend"
by Grace Cowell
Vol. 3 No. 7, February 1962
WHO GO OUT on the prowl armed only with
a few bucks, charm and good clothes could have another important weapon--astrology.
What has that to do with it? Plenty!
The stars propel, they don't
compel, but in propelling they pretty much dictate what sex quotient a
girl has and what type she's attracted to. Knowing the astrological signs,
is half the battle. According to Astrological theory, study of the following
romance charts will in crease your chances of success:
IF YOUR DATE is an ARIES
girl, (born between March 21 and April 19), the way to handle her is to
throw everything you've got into one big night and hope for the best. She's
the impulsive type. She'll either go or not, all of a sudden. Don't waste
your time date after date. If she wants what you've got to offer she won't
be shy or reluctant--she'll grab. But the second time, she'll have to be
won all over again. Sad, but true, with Miss Aries, every date is the beginning.
She'll sling the term "love" around easily but it won't have much meaning
to her. Between sheets, she'll want her own way. You won't be calling the
turn. And the next morning, no matter what's happened, she's apt to look
at you blankly--ARIES dolls have short memories! She goes for the "mental"
man rather than the physical. Don't talk of your football victories; tell
her how you broke down Einstein's Fourth Dimension. She's attracted to
LEO men and SAGGITARIUS men. They'll last longer with her. But she likes
GEMINI. However, she wants his company not his physique.
THE YOUNG CHICK born
under TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) hasn't the ardor or impulsiveness
of her ARIES sister where sex is concerned. She's more deliberate and discriminating.
She likes forceful, aggressive men who don't waste time with candy and
flowers but instead put their bare foot on milady's heaving breast and
give the Tarzan yell. This lady wants her man to be demonstrative--nothing
subtle please. She doesn't understand subtlety. You tell her what to do--you
don't ask her. She never has time for romance. She's the most feminine
of all signs in her need to please a man. She's an earth sign and therefore
is attracted to the other earth Sign, SCORPIO. The subtle SCORPIO will
perhaps come closest to her ideal of a lover while the independent SAGITTARIUS
will captivate her imagination. With this chick, if you strut around in
all your masculinity she'll fall prone at your feet. She'll also dig AQUARIANS
with their impersonal, sort of snobbish views on love.
THE GEMINI MISS
(born between May 21 and June 21) is a natural flirt and may be engaged
in more than one romance at the same time. She's the type who while in
the hay with you, is day-dreaming about some other love. NEVER TRUST HER
IN MATTERS OF LOVE. She's ruled by the changeable MERCURY which makes her
restless. You'll never be able to please her for long. Don't break your
back trying. She's the kind who opens the book itemizing the 400 positions
and says rather bored: "Is that all?" This broad is a schemer and you have
to sprinkle your romance with intrigue even if it doesn't exist. If she
thinks you're going from her bed to someone else's you can be guaranteed
of much attention and cooperation. Her dual personality goes for the affable
LIBRA (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21). She also leans to the unpredictable AQUARIAN
(Jan. 21 to Feb. 19). But remember she's a schemer.
THE SWEET YOUNG THING
born under the retrospective MOON sign (June 22 to July 21)
is a sentimental slob. But once she gets a man never lets him go--take
heed. She's wonderful horizontal but clinging when she's vertical. This
is the kind of sweetie who once she hooks you, smothers you. She'll do
anything--become very domestic or even go out and earn the daily bread,
anything to warrant your constant attention. She'll cry often, whether
in bed with sheer happiness or over some imagined slight. She is attracted
by the male born under the TAURUS sign impressed by his steadfastness.
But it's the SCORPIO lads she can't resist after a fun evening. The MOON
child loves love and when she gets it wants it at top intensity forever.
Now how many brave lads can fill that order? Not many. And that's why you
must look ahead with a MOON child. Too many thrills can wash you down the
AHHHH! THE SUNNY, pleasure-loving
young lady of LEO (July 22 to August 23), the royal sign
of the zodiac responds to love as the plant responds to the sun. She's
a happy lass who is willing to have love just for love. Forget those minks
and diamonds. She is not interested. She only cares whether she loves you,
from then on it's bliss. She has great magnetism and warmth and is an idealist.
If you're the kind, you can feed her any tall tales because she'll believe
anything. Then when she finds out you were fibbing, she'll run. It is no
great feat to get the LEO girl into the bedroom. The feat is to be on the
level with her so that you can make frequent return trips. She's faithful
and sincere herself and you can believe her every word. Ahhhh! her child-like
trust is delicate like Oriental china. Don't mishandle it. Love her gently
and honestly. She likes the independent AQUARIAN more than the men of all
other signs. And he's a perfect compliment for her.
THE VIRGO (August
24 to Sept. 22) girl is aloof and apt to be shy in an affair. She'll have
many restrictions, some of which will bug you. She'll be defensive and
find it difficult to express her innermost feelings. She is never demonstrative.
You will be doing all the aggression. She'll never make a romantic gesture
until you lead the way. If you're the modest, shy man, you'll never make
it with her. Another problem for her male dates is that she is ruled by
the intellectual MERCURY and lets reason dominate her emotional nature.
You're in trouble with a VIRGO chick because no kiss, touch or word will
arouse her. She must put it all down on paper (a simile, of course) and
then figure out if this is the fellow she wants to be bedded down with.
It can get to be a pain in the posterior. This girl often has feelings
that run deep but outwardly she'll be cold as a wind in December. So you
see if you're easily dissuaded you'll leave her at the door with that frustrated
feeling when you could have had a wonderful warm night in her arms. SCORPIO
men will stimulate her and they are first in line for her affections.
THE CHARMER BORN under
the signs of LIBRA (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) is the artist in
matters of love. With her feminine allure she'll wind the man of her choice
around her little finger. She's sweet and lovable, under stands and studies
love, and is sure of her romantic appeal. This is a pro who makes few mistakes.
But she'll enjoy making a fool of you even if she loves you and wants you.
She's ruled by VENUS, the goddess of love and beauty, and most important
in her affairs she must be appealed to through her aesthetic sense. She
wants love served on a golden platter, delicately with aplomb. She needs
the stimulation of a man as much as you need her so you have a good start.
She works angles in her love-making so watch the curves as you move around
them. Her favorite is the extroverted SAGGITARIAN.
gal (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21) has a certain subtle charm which increases her
magnetic fascination for the opposite sex. She's the bitter-sweet type
who you think is just the girl next door. Then you kiss her and wow! She
turns into a tiger. She's the blind date who you feel early in the evening
is a nice kid so you'll spend your dough and be a sport about it. But as
the evening progresses you think to yourself, "Well maybe she wouldn't
be so bad in the hay." And by the time you get her back home, your tongue
is dragging--"Baby, please let me in. It's cold outside." But she's a jealous
one and if you make any headway with her be sure to cover up any other
affairs. She can be a dangerous mate who won't stand for any extra-curricular
fooling around. Buddy, when you make a pass at her, think hard because
she's going to demand your faithfulness. And are you ready to settle down?
She's possessive and her resentments are deep when she's thwarted. She'll
like the dignified CAPRICORN who she feels can handle her stormy emotions.
THE LITTLE MISS born
under the sign of SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) is the
girl with the direct approach. The minute you meet her you'll know whether
you have it for her or not. Don't, and I repeat, don't press on if she's
cold for the first few minutes. It's a lost cause. She's impulsive but
knows her own mind. She judges fast and sticks by her first decisions.
She's governed by the beneficent JUPITER and is broad- minded. She doesn't
care about convention. It is possible to meet her at eight o'clock and
at nine, ask her to quit pulling the covers over on her side. That's if
she likes you. And who does she love the easiest? Well, the ARIES man with
his energy and enthusiasm and LEO man with his magnetism will do best.
(Dec. 22 to Jan. 20) is practical and conventional. She's got her feet
on the ground. Even if she's nuts about you, she'll be careful about showing
it until after the fifth date. She takes no chances. "Dearest," she'll
say, "I love you very much. But we need time to see if it will stick."
You'll beg and cajole, pout and get mad and it will do no good at all.
She's a tough nut to crack. She's ruled by the stern SATURN. Her emotions
are always under control and there isn't a man alive who can break down
that tough outer-covering. Unless you are absolutely mad about this one,
give it the by-pass. It can be a frustrating experience. Oh, maybe there's
one exception. If you're a football champ and the trainer told you to stay
away from sex for a month so you can rest your wrenched back, she's a great
companion. And who knows what can happen after the month. She is attracted
to the mysterious PISCEAN.
chick (Jan. 21 to Feb. 19) is strictly for you mental fellows with glasses
and pencils in your coat pocket. She adores the intellectual type. If you
can get her into a spirited conversation about philosophy, physics and
the space age, you have a good chance. She likes sex and romance but she
likes it along with intellectual pursuits. She's the perfect foil for etchings
especially if they are rare and prized. if said etchings are on the wall
at the foot of your bed, she'll show no resistance to lying on her tummy
so she can properly study them at length. From then on, brother, you got
a chance if you keep talking art while unbuttoning the buttons. A false
move though, and all the paintings in Rome won't bring back the mood. She'll
just love the sensitive MOON sign.
THE SENSITIVE and mysterious
lady of PISCES (Feb. 20 to March 20) is a rare prize for
the connoisseur. She's very emotional, loses herself in passion, moans,
whispers, begs, scratches (but gently) and loves you entirely. She's always
intriguing to the male. She's ruled by the planet NEPTUNE so she is difficult
to know but once you know and love her, your life is one of uninterrupted
bliss. Be careful because her feelings are easily hurt and you wouldn't
want to hurt this dear sweet thing now, would you? Here is a girl worth
of all your masculine tricks. She's also worthy of time and money because
the goal is a beautiful one. Miss PISCES has an intangible glamour and
when you start telling your buddies about her and raving about her various
prowess, you'll find an in ability to describe her. But when you're alone
with her the moments need no words. The dynamic SCORPIO can sweep this
delectable lass off her feet forever.