To Get A Date With A Vampire"
by Kiki Olson
Contemporary Books, 1992
Tired of dating the
same old crop of men? Well then, sets your sight to the hunks of the undead.
"How To Get A Date With A Vampire" is a girl's guide to getting
your fangs into the count of your dreams. Kiki Olson gives you all the
hints to and pitfalls of dating a creature of the night with chapters like
"How to Spot a Vampire," "Dressing for Your Vampire," "Introducing Him
to Your Parents," and "The Future and Your Vampire." Find out why there
are so many vampire dentists. Why vampires really don't like garlic. And
what drinks you should order when at a cocktail bar with a vampire. Olson
also gives advice on how to hide those embarrassing love bites and how
to respond when he says "your crypt of mine?" If you feel the stars control
you vampire lover, she includes a handy section about Vampire Atrology
so that you'll know exactly what type of vampire you're getting yourself
involved with. And if you're thinking about taking the plunge with Mr.
Tall-Dark-and-Spooky, Olson has a quick quiz to see if you're ready.
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